You have Reached the Complaint Department.

⚠️ ERROR 404: Your Opinion Not Found ⚠️

Honk once if you think I’m a bad driver.
Honk twice if you know you should mind your business.

If you have actual concerns, please submit them in writing… on a piece of paper… then fold it nicely… and throw it in the trash.

Still Here? 

Maybe you actually need help with your nutrition and fitness goals more than I need driving lessons.